Boyfriend Msn Names
* Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig:O!
* I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? :P
* *I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped*
* (&):PYou know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!!:P(&)
* (%):PIf being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!:P(%)
* Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls ;)
* (U)Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever(U)
* Girl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! ;)
* You have been a very naughty girl! Now go to my room! (6)
* (6) I'm so hot i make the devil sweat (6)
* You think your cool, you think your fine, but kick it with me and you'll reach the sky
* Born 2 please, but taught to tease ;)
* (B)(au)If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!(au)(B)
* The best things in life are done lying down.. Body Boarding;)!
* The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex
* You're the worst lookin chick here but beauty is only a light switch away
* I would of given you the ket to my heart, but u have already picked the lock
* :D(Y)(B)My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk(B)(Y):D
* (6)Dont make me mad..Im running out of places to hide the bodies(6)
* ((( :P;) Lasses are mint, lasses are kool, lasses are here to make us drool! ;):P )))
* Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package ;)
* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
* You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)
* (6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
* ;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)
* (B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)
* (&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)
* WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!
* If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!!
* Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!
* Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.
* show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!
* is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!
* (@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)
* :P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ;):P
* (6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)
* ;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school ;)
* Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head
* Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)
* nice perfume.....y marinate in it?
MSN Messenger Names Guide
This is a quick guide to MSN names. MSN Messenger allows you to have any text as your Display Name, this is the name that people on your contact list see you as.
Setting your Display name or screen name is quite simple. From either the main MSN window or any chat window's menu click on Tools -> Options. This will bring up the MSN Options Dialog. The first option visible is your MSN name, so write your screen name in the text box like this:
Msn Names List