Funny Msn Names
* People who make hand-kisses are freaking lazy!
* On your knees! I am online
* (name) connecting people...
* Wait a minute... I am bringing an offer to the toilet gods
* What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck
* Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
* Hi! My name's Nobody. Nobody is perfect.
* La La Li La - Can't hear you - La Li La La
* You don't have to be the best, be better than the rest!
* I can do it, I can let it be but I get it done!
* It's brown and it doesn't weight much... lightbrown!
* Did you just grab my ass?
* Select my name and press ALT + F4
* Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
* This guy/girl needs a tutorial
* A selfish person is someone who doesn't think about me
* Does people working at Pickwick ever get a coffeebreak?
* Who farted!?
* Here I am! What were your other 2 wishes?
* It's green and it's peaks behind a corner... a spionach
* Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
* You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
* If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
* I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
* One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
* When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
* I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
* 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
* I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
* English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
* You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
* If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
* Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
* I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
* ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
* I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
* Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
* For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
* I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
MSN Messenger Names Guide
This is a quick guide to MSN names. MSN Messenger allows you to have any text as your Display Name, this is the name that people on your contact list see you as.
Setting your Display name or screen name is quite simple. From either the main MSN window or any chat window's menu click on Tools -> Options. This will bring up the MSN Options Dialog. The first option visible is your MSN name, so write your screen name in the text box like this:

Msn Names List