Offensive Msn Names
* Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
* Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
* I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
* CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
* Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
* Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
* You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
* Welcome to loserville. Population: you
* It's people like you who give scum a bad name.
* Dont Mess With Me , I Have A Wnife In My Hand
* I've had fun before. This isn't it
* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
* I dream about a monster, about you!
* Your village called, their idiot is missing
* Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
* I'd smack you but shit splatters!
* It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
* Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
* Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
* You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
* If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
* Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
* I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
* I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
* Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
* DoNt HaVe AnYthiNg .. JuSt gOt EveryThiNg :)
MSN Messenger Names Guide
This is a quick guide to MSN names. MSN Messenger allows you to have any text as your Display Name, this is the name that people on your contact list see you as.
Setting your Display name or screen name is quite simple. From either the main MSN window or any chat window's menu click on Tools -> Options. This will bring up the MSN Options Dialog. The first option visible is your MSN name, so write your screen name in the text box like this:

Msn Names List