Weird Msn Names
* If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
* Why are boxing rings square?
* Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
* How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
* Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
* How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
* I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
* Why are boxing rings square?
* Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
* A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
* Why are things typed up but written down?
* Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
* What is a male ladybug called?
* Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
* Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
* More and more of our imports come from overseas...
MSN Messenger Names Guide
This is a quick guide to MSN names. MSN Messenger allows you to have any text as your Display Name, this is the name that people on your contact list see you as.
Setting your Display name or screen name is quite simple. From either the main MSN window or any chat window's menu click on Tools -> Options. This will bring up the MSN Options Dialog. The first option visible is your MSN name, so write your screen name in the text box like this:
Msn Names List